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He's an alien. A monkey alien.



P.S. Batmen: 5/5 pencil-based magic tricks
I second the batman rating. It was pretty spectacular.
saw the HK batman scene from mall where you could see the whole HK skyline. sookit. 5/5 didtheolsentwinssoguhbye's
So for all the 409 stragglers who don't yet know, yes indeed Batman was spectacular. I particularly enjoyed several new developments. I would not have guessed Maggie Gyllenhaal would become Batman's sidekick: Robin, the Boyish Wonder. This added to the complicated relationship she has with the Joker, who is the most captivating villain to be produced in a long while. The fact that he's being controlled by aliens makes his insanity all the more plausible. Evil always has an explanation, and the evil-doers are naught but products of their circumstances. 5 out of 5 Bat-reviews.



also, f*ing 007 in November
yeah, i never expected the appearances of superman and wonder woman. obviously a ploy to tie into a justice league movie.
i think we need spoiler alerts. thanks guys.
heh, reminds me of the Survivors of Star Wars Episode 1: The Ghost Nuisance poster we had at school the day after the premier



for those who don't know, it was like



Survivors of Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace:

Yoda

Obi-Wan

Jar-Jar

Anakin

C3-P0

Darth Maul

Han Solo

Chewbacca



etc. etc.
ahhhh dammit



just, why?
heheheh just saw that, sux drew



but tropic thunder was everything i hoped. overproduced to the point of hilarity. definately make a beat the clock out of it. 4.2/5 TiVo-seeking-missles
saw the new star wars movie. total waste of time.

nothing new added to the star wars saga and obviously geared toward the younger crowd. if you hated jar jar binks, you will hate the idiotic comedic relief of the droids in this one.
well that sucks, i mean how hard is it to take an existing franchise and not thoroughly lame it up?
Jack White and Alicia Keys making sorry ass Bond theme songs



also,



Burn After Reading - Luckily I had beat'd the clock before this one. There's like two small chuckles in it, and one of them is a dildo joke. GJ, guys. Once I had finished my Movie Tavern philly cheese steak I was out of entertainments. The conversation at the end pretty much sums up the whole movie, as in what the eff did we learn from all this? I dunno. 2 out of 5 blown away smiling faces.
for a minute i was mistakenly thinking of jack black. imagine that duet if you will.
it could be worse. i blame it on alicia.
ahhahahaa



i always thought dragonball needed more miniguns
can't wait to see how cho yun fat pulls off horny old guy
was there a chick named bulimia?
Trailer says "Bulma."
turns out they're making games and movies based off of The Wheel of Time series, you know, the one that's 11 books long and then the author died before he could finish the 12th and final book
ah, chaucer, you goat.

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