Things you shouldn't say to girl

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(after discovering that the girl you're talking to is repulsive, not only to the eyes, but to the mind as well)

you: What's your social security number?

girl: you mean phone number?

you: no. *serious face*

Haha, i'm not sure why we haven't added this to the list.

acelxix

1447 Posts

Posted Jul 7, 2009
4:07pm EDT

it's like a phone number, except i can find you for the rest of your life

mwinter

3389 Posts

Posted Jul 7, 2009
4:53pm EDT

"You know, if you were to mysteriously disappear and someone wanted to commit fraud..."

Smoov B

998 Posts

Posted Jul 8, 2009
10:44am EDT

Thought some of you guys might find this site helpful/informative/entertaining/whatever.

It'll help you avoid having to post on this thread....

ezmac102

639 Posts

Posted Jul 22, 2009
11:09am EDT

here's one you guys have probably heard before:

why do women have such small feet?

so they can stand closer to the sink.

ezmac102

639 Posts

Posted Feb 9
4:19pm EST

my 18 year old brother (soon to be father) had this as his facebook status.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts with "A man once told me..."

his future baby mama was not impressed but is still speaking to him. and one of his very respectable and admirable chums responded with...

why cant helen keller drive, not because she is deaf and blind, its cuz she a woman

i can't reach him from here, but the next time i see him, he's getting a back of the head wallop.