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Hilson. Everyone i tell about the beer pouring says " Hells yes i need to shake that mans hand." or " i need to buy that man a beer"...
I'm not sure why hitting me in the face provokes such a response. To be fair, i did give plenty of opportunities to get away from me. I'm pretty sure i said something along the lines of, 'get away from me before i do something stupid' but alas, she ended up with a delicious cup of beer made by the fine folks down at beachside brewing co.



here are some fun facts about me,\



i like keanu reeves movies





actually, that pretty much sums me up. if you don't like point break, you are not an american.
Hillson, gimme two.
Hillson, are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Gussy it up however you want, Hillson. What matters is, does it work?
Hey, just thought i'd revive this thread to welcome Jerre Carter to the mix.



holla!
I'm gonna post another reply and say THANKS! again. Funny stuff with the Red Robin Bird- you don't miss anything.
you've got three years of posts to get caught up on, keep us posted on your progress
Hooray! Welcome to our world jer! Here's a few tips to enhance your club409 experience:

  1. post links to interesting articles like this one about bear attacks, or this one about ocean liners
  2. always click links labeled NSFL or NSFW
  3. If you don't understand something, you should assume it means something innocent, I do believe
  4. Never believe anything you read online


hope you found those tips helpful! :D
Hey y'all, Chuck got himself a membership, so he'll be lurking (and/or posting) on here from the next cube over from me.


holla!
haha, enjoy the nsfw link below, but don't quit club409 and go back to your previous forum of debachery! ;)
Hello, my name is Ryan. Scott wouldn't let me join for the longest time, but he finally succumbed after dinner and a blow job. I like wearing man-thongs while playing soccer. Or while not playing soccer. In fact, Drew's mom is a big fan.
welcome to the family, ryan. I have a feeling you'll fit right in [to drew's mom].
just so you know i'm babysitting him right now. i just had to clean up some of his puke. he's been gone awhile so i'm gonna go check to see if he is passed out in the bathroom.
turns out my mom's GOT SWINE FLU SUCKAS HAHAHA

p.s. not really, the puking is prob just the body adjusting to 409ing
so i drank last night without puking, which scott was very grateful for. but i didn't get to wear a man-thong or show anyone my largish right testicle. does this constitute a win or a loss?
i'd say it's a win for scott, but a loss for everyone that missed out on your scrot.

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