I'm sorry too.
at least i can never get those 6 and a half minutes back.
at least i can never get those 6 and a half minutes back.
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*15 second pose*
i think sometimes we forget what rock really looks like
went to a house party here last night out in pacific grove. you could tune your radio to a local broadcast to listen to the coordinating music. pretty nifty.
that's right
I removed the post filtering, so you guys should be able to post any embedded videos you want to. if i can figure out how to do *some* filtering but not all, i'll try to get that back in place.
so here's one to go along with the greats such as "The Death of Ceasar" and "Nightmare on Elmo Street".
Here's the translated script
Wei Jia Ming and some classmates are going on immersion to Beijing to join in the Chinese New Year festivities. They fly a plan from Monterey to Beijing. But, their plane arrives in Shanghai. It turns out that their pilot fell asleep. Wei Jia Ming and his classmates have one week to make it from Shanghai to Beijing.
Monday - Clear day
They don't have a lot of money, so they decide to ride in a rickshaw. Unfortunately, just outside of Nanjing their rickshaw breaks down. A Chinese native offers help.
(Chinese spoken fast and quiet)
They don't understand. Lose a day.
Tuesday - foggy
They arrive at the Yangtze river. They have 3 options. Swim, build a raft or build the 3-gorges dam.
"Let's swim it"
"ok"
As it turns out, that Navy guy can't swim. He drowned.
Wednesday – Overcast
“I’m starving”
“Let’s try hunting”
They were unable to kill anything. Still hungry they find a restaurant.
“Welcome, welcome. Please sit down.”
“How’s the Panda meat?”
“Awesome”
“Ok. We’ll take a plate of that some egg drop soup and green tea.”
“Wait one minute . . . here’s your food. Enjoy!”
Thursday – Clear
Because they aren’t used to Chinese food they all got diarrhea.
“I don’t feel good. Let’s go to a hospital”
“Look! A Mongolian doctor. Let’s go.” (Mongolian doctors are what they call ‘quack’ doctors in Chinese)
“What’s wrong?”
“Yesterday we all at Chinese food. Today we all have diarrhea.”
“Let me check. Yup, you’re right. You have diarrhea. Eat more bananas and do 50 push-ups a day you’ll feel much better.”
Friday – Rainy
Jon Bingham got dysentery. He died.
“What does liji mean?”
“It means ‘dysentery’”
Saturday – Snowy
They decide to stay in a hotel.
“Excuse me miss. How much for one night?” (In Chinese the word for miss is also slang for prostitute)
“What did you say? I’m not a prostitute! Leave!”
Sunday – Clear
Finally they make it to Beijing. Everyone ate, drank, laughed, and jumped. Everyone was extremely happy.
Wei Jia Ming and some classmates are going on immersion to Beijing to join in the Chinese New Year festivities. They fly a plan from Monterey to Beijing. But, their plane arrives in Shanghai. It turns out that their pilot fell asleep. Wei Jia Ming and his classmates have one week to make it from Shanghai to Beijing.
Monday - Clear day
They don't have a lot of money, so they decide to ride in a rickshaw. Unfortunately, just outside of Nanjing their rickshaw breaks down. A Chinese native offers help.
(Chinese spoken fast and quiet)
They don't understand. Lose a day.
Tuesday - foggy
They arrive at the Yangtze river. They have 3 options. Swim, build a raft or build the 3-gorges dam.
"Let's swim it"
"ok"
As it turns out, that Navy guy can't swim. He drowned.
Wednesday – Overcast
“I’m starving”
“Let’s try hunting”
They were unable to kill anything. Still hungry they find a restaurant.
“Welcome, welcome. Please sit down.”
“How’s the Panda meat?”
“Awesome”
“Ok. We’ll take a plate of that some egg drop soup and green tea.”
“Wait one minute . . . here’s your food. Enjoy!”
Thursday – Clear
Because they aren’t used to Chinese food they all got diarrhea.
“I don’t feel good. Let’s go to a hospital”
“Look! A Mongolian doctor. Let’s go.” (Mongolian doctors are what they call ‘quack’ doctors in Chinese)
“What’s wrong?”
“Yesterday we all at Chinese food. Today we all have diarrhea.”
“Let me check. Yup, you’re right. You have diarrhea. Eat more bananas and do 50 push-ups a day you’ll feel much better.”
Friday – Rainy
Jon Bingham got dysentery. He died.
“What does liji mean?”
“It means ‘dysentery’”
Saturday – Snowy
They decide to stay in a hotel.
“Excuse me miss. How much for one night?” (In Chinese the word for miss is also slang for prostitute)
“What did you say? I’m not a prostitute! Leave!”
Sunday – Clear
Finally they make it to Beijing. Everyone ate, drank, laughed, and jumped. Everyone was extremely happy.
p.s. there is a slide show playing off on the side that you can't see. so, if you didn't catch it, this is a parody of the Oregon Trail
totally random video:
goat smashes into strip club
goat smashes into strip club
